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60 Miles an Hour

Posted on November 30, 2021

A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles…

Smart Blondies

Posted on November 30, 2021

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of…

40 Years in Prison

Posted on November 30, 2021

A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims…

Leroy’s Mom

Posted on November 30, 2021

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “Wow!” the social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard…

The King with Wild Dogs

Posted on November 29, 2021

A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t…

A Tired Housewife

Posted on November 29, 2021

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one person had…

The Powerful Bull

Posted on November 29, 2021

A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a day?” Manager…

My Husband is a Computer Sciencist

Posted on November 29, 2021

A wife says to her husband, a computer scientist: “Could you please go to the market and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs please buy 6” So the…

The Speed Limit

Posted on November 29, 2021

A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around…

Three old men

Posted on November 29, 2021

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long…

A lady goes to the bar…

Posted on November 29, 2021

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, “I’m on this cruise…

Three Grandmas

Posted on November 29, 2021

Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we…

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