Following Smith’s physical, Dr. Bernard sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter… another bill, and then another, and then a fourth,…
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Johnny sits at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig, and menacingly says, “Well…
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day: “Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about seven miles along some pretty rough…
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his backyard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, “Look,…
Customer: “Do you have any cockroaches?” Clerk: “Yes we sell them to the fishermen.” Customer: ” I would like 20,000 of them.” Clerk: “What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?” Customer: “I’m…
A woman asked an Army General when he last made love to a woman. He replied, “1956, ma’am.” Surprised, the woman said, “1956? That long? Come with me, let me make your…
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape….
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through…
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment, then said,…
Morris, an 82- year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his…
A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles…
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of…