A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman.
The general replied, “1956 ma’am.”
The woman in disbelief said! “1956! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.”
The woman and the general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour.
Afterwards the woman cuddled up to the general and said, “Well you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956.”
The general looked at her confused and replied, “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”

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