Old Morris With a Hot Mamma
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
At his next visit the doctor commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
“Just doing what you said, Doc: “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful”.
“I didn’t say that!” I said, “You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful”.