A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000…
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news…
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a street lamp. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking…
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and researches ice fishing. Then she goes to the sporting goods store and buys everything…
Following Smith’s physical, Dr. Bernard sent his patient a bill. A month went by without a remittance, the office sent the first letter… another bill, and then another, and then a fourth,…
Johnny sits at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig, and menacingly says, “Well…
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day: “Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about seven miles along some pretty rough…
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him,…
Customer: “Do you have any cockroaches?” Clerk: “Yes we sell them to the fishermen.” Customer: ” I would like 20,000 of them.” Clerk: “What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?” Customer: “I’m…
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied, “1956 ma’am.” The woman in disbelief said! “1956! That long? Come with…
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape….