A funeral service was being held for a young woman who had just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint…
Category: Jokes
What a Blonde
A blonde was sitting in the window seat on a plane when a young business executive sat down in the aisle seat beside the beautiful young girl. After several attempts to engage…
A Very Urgent Call
A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it…
Sweet Old Couple
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that…
Deer Hunting
Every winter, Fred and Billly go deer hunting without success. Finally, they devise a foolproof plan. They will purchase a female deer costume and learn the mating call of a female deer;…
Blonde Kidnaps a Kidnaps
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid,…
Father’s Last Wish
A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university: “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything…
She Wants a Baby
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first, “But I guess it…
Drunk Guy on the Bus
A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement…
Harry The Drunk Guy
Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night,after dinner,he took off for the local watering hole,spent the entire evening there and arrived home,well inebriated,around midnight each night. He always had…
Blondes in A Double-Decker Bus
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlanta. The brunette team rides on the bottom of the…
It’s The Light!
Deep in the back woods of South Dakota, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since…