Puzzle With The Blonde
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. “I’m doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it’s way too hard for me!”
“What’s the jigsaw supposed to be?” asks the brunette.
“According to the box,” says the blonde, “it’s supposed to be a rooster.”
When the brunette arrives at the blonde’s apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, “I’m afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster.”
This makes the blonde furious. “Calm down,” says the brunette. “Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box.”