A Surprise Date
A man who lived in an apartment block wanted to check whether or not it was raining outside, so he opened the window and held out his hand. But as he did so, a glass eye fell into his palm. Looking up to see where it had come from, he saw a woman looking down from an apartment on the top floor.
“Is this yours?” he asked, holding the glass eye.
“Yes,” she replied. “Could you bring it up?”
He took the glass eye up to the woman’s apartment, and she was so grateful for its safe return that she offered him a drink. Then she asked him whether he would like to stay for dinner, and he accepted the invitation. They had a lovely meal, at the end of which she suddenly leaned over and kissed him.
The man was taken aback and asked, “Do you behave like this with every man you meet?”
“No,” she said. “Only those who catch my eye.”