An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get…

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel…

A photographer was assigned to take photographs of a national park, so he decided to take them from the sky to get the best angle. He requested permission to rent a plane…

A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked…

An man and his blonde wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he…

I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket…

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune and thought…

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army…

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra,…

One day Billy called the Little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! Johnny: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! Johnny: Oh, well, all you need to do…

A drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?” “A mongoose.” “What…

This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt…