I Saw a Mouse in My House
One day Billy called the Little Johnny.
Billy: I’m in big trouble!
Johnny: Why is that?
Billy: I saw a mouse in my house!
Johnny: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
Billy: I don’t have one.
Johnny: Well then, buy one.
Billy: Can’t afford one.
Johnny: I can give you mine if you want.
Billy: That sounds good.
Johnny: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
Billy: I don’t have any cheese.
Johnny: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
Billy: I don’t have oil.
Johnny: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
Billy: I don’t have bread.
Johnny: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!?