Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to…
Lucy was having a lovely time shopping. In the first shop she visited, she found some perfect shoes and, in the second, a beautiful dress. Her mobile rang. It was a female…
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19…
In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into…
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The…
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked: “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” the old farmer said, “that’s my pet rooster chuck….
A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next…
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know…., I just hate drawing welfare. I’d really…
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their…
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon…
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local…