Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and…
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What’s politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call…
When Love Fades… Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s lovely voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner, my Love. ….
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at…
Put the swearing parrot in the fridge for 10 minutes. That’s what my friend said. The parrot speaks pretty good English but it talks in full sentences and you can have a…
Mike visited his friend Bob in the hospital after Bob had suffered from an severe head injury, his friend looked a bit bad. Mike Asked: What happened Bob? How did you got…
A man sets down three pieces of luggage at a very famous International Airlines (that shall not be named) check-in counter and says, “I want the brown bag to go to London,…
It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?” The mechanic says, “Just a…
John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank…
Three drunk men get in a taxi after leaving the bar. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off after ten seconds, saying they had…
There was a boxer who was having trouble sleeping. One day he decides to go to see a doctor. He goes to the doctor. Tells him about his serious sleeping problem. Doctor…