Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter…
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A boy is standing beside a burning school. Standing alongside him is a man, whom he asks “What is happening?” The man replies “The school is on fire!” After a short while…
Burglar breaks into a house Burglar breaks in. Immediately hears a voice say “Jesus sees you”. He looks around to figure out who was talking to him. Frustrated he yells ” Who…
The story of the 3 Oxford students skinny dipping in the river back in the 1800’s. A boatload of ladies paddles by. Two guys put their hands over their crotch, the third…
There were three close friends. A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician. One weekend they decided to do something different. So they are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and…
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on “Take Your Kid to Work Day.” As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky,…
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and…
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What’s politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call…
When Love Fades… Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s lovely voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner, my Love. ….
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at…
Put the swearing parrot in the fridge for 10 minutes. That’s what my friend said. The parrot speaks pretty good English but it talks in full sentences and you can have a…
Mike visited his friend Bob in the hospital after Bob had suffered from an severe head injury, his friend looked a bit bad. Mike Asked: What happened Bob? How did you got…