Put the swearing parrot in the fridge for 10 minutes. That’s what my friend said. The parrot speaks pretty good English but it talks in full sentences and you can have a…
An Awful Head Injury
Mike visited his friend Bob in the hospital after Bob had suffered from an severe head injury, his friend looked a bit bad. Mike Asked: What happened Bob? How did you got…
The Test
The President of the USA decides to run an exercise to test the effectiveness of the CIA, the FBI and the LAPD with a simple task – a bunny rabbit will be…
Air Postal Service
A man sets down three pieces of luggage at a very famous International Airlines (that shall not be named) check-in counter and says, “I want the brown bag to go to London,…
The Innocent Penguin
It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?” The mechanic says, “Just a…
You Are OK To Go
John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank…
You Can’t Trick That Drunk Guy
Three drunk men get in a taxi after leaving the bar. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off after ten seconds, saying they had…
Some Boxer Problems…
There was a boxer who was having trouble sleeping. One day he decides to go to see a doctor. He goes to the doctor. Tells him about his serious sleeping problem. Doctor…
Give It A Try, Man
He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?” “Well…, you pay $10, and if you…
He Needs A Straw
A guy walks into a bar, grabs a seat, and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into…
Stuttering Guy
A group of friends were hiking a mountain and were planning on having a picnic up there.. One of the friends stutters a lot on the starts of sentences… On the way…
Be Careful, Doc
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed…