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The Adam’s Apple

Posted on March 10, 2022

A medical student walks into his favorite local bar and orders a beer. “I’ve finally decided what my practice will specialize in,” the student tells the bartender. “It will be in the…

I Bought An Elephant

Posted on March 10, 2022

Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. “So how’s your home life?” asks the first multimillionaire. “Couldn’t be better,” replies the second multimillionaire. “I bought an elephant!” “An elephant?…

Is It Possible, Doc?

Posted on March 10, 2022

Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter…

What A Great Student

Posted on March 8, 2022

A boy is standing beside a burning school. Standing alongside him is a man, whom he asks “What is happening?” The man replies “The school is on fire!” After a short while…

I Am Moses

Posted on March 8, 2022

Burglar breaks into a house Burglar breaks in. Immediately hears a voice say “Jesus sees you”. He looks around to figure out who was talking to him. Frustrated he yells ” Who…

One Smart Oxford Student

Posted on March 8, 2022

The story of the 3 Oxford students skinny dipping in the river back in the 1800’s. A boatload of ladies paddles by. Two guys put their hands over their crotch, the third…

We Sure Did

Posted on March 8, 2022

There were three close friends. A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician. One weekend they decided to do something different. So they are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and…

The Disappointed Daughter

Posted on March 8, 2022

I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on “Take Your Kid to Work Day.” As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky,…

A Challenging Puzzle

Posted on March 8, 2022

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and…

Lemme Explain, Son

Posted on March 7, 2022

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What’s politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call…

Love, Always

Posted on March 7, 2022

When Love Fades… Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s lovely voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner, my Love. ….

It’s Either Me Or…

Posted on March 7, 2022

I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at me. “Nothing” I slurred. “Look at…

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