Three very macho mice are standing around trying to outdo each other. The first mouse says, “You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying to poison us? I…
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out….
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get…
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, “Look…
A medical student walks into his favorite local bar and orders a beer. “I’ve finally decided what my practice will specialize in,” the student tells the bartender. “It will be in the…
Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. “So how’s your home life?” asks the first multimillionaire. “Couldn’t be better,” replies the second multimillionaire. “I bought an elephant!” “An elephant?…
Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter…
A boy is standing beside a burning school. Standing alongside him is a man, whom he asks “What is happening?” The man replies “The school is on fire!” After a short while…
Burglar breaks into a house Burglar breaks in. Immediately hears a voice say “Jesus sees you”. He looks around to figure out who was talking to him. Frustrated he yells ” Who…
The story of the 3 Oxford students skinny dipping in the river back in the 1800’s. A boatload of ladies paddles by. Two guys put their hands over their crotch, the third…
There were three close friends. A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician. One weekend they decided to do something different. So they are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and…
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on “Take Your Kid to Work Day.” As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky,…