A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner…. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant replied, “You would get your chance in…
A guy walks into a bar and says “Give me a shot of your finest Whiskey, and pour one for yourself on me!” The bartender is surprised but pleased, so he pours…
Kung Fu student asks his teacher “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls…
There were 3 guys that was sentenced to 5 years in prison under solitary confinement. Feeling sorry for them, the warden allows them a request each. The first guy, a glutton, asks…
A woman was out shopping one day with her son. The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom’s hand and said,”Momma, look at the bowlegged man!” Mom…
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, “You say you’ve been married 20 years, so what seems to be…
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the…
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the…
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room without clothes and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome…
Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. “Why are you crying?” Bob asked. “I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill….