So I asked my girlfriend what she would want for her birthday next week.


She said: “Well, I dreamt of a golden ring with lots of small diamonds.”

I asked her: “What do you think it means?”

She smiled and said: “I don’t know…”


Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present.

I still don’t know why she didn’t like this book called ‘Dreams and their Meanings’.

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