A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring… The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about…
He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine man gave his shoes a shiny, great look. One morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO: “What…
“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they…
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran…
I used to work in a pub next to a hospital and this guy walked in one day with his hospital gown on and holding a drip on a stand that was…
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500…
One day there was that thirsty man and and his wife. They spent their whole afternoon in their living room. And then the man says to his wife, “Grab your jacket I’m…
A man goes into a bar with his small pet newt called Tiny. “A pint for me and a half for Tiny, please,” he says to the landlord. The landlord asks, “Why…
Two lawyers walk into a pub. They were quite hungry after a long day. So they order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and them they…
A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Her mum replies ‘No, because she is in heat.’ ‘What does that mean?’ asked…
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000….
A priest wants to buy a horse He goes to the horse seller and asks him if he has a good horse for him. The horse seller says:“Yes, I have the perfect…