A pastor taught his parrot to recite the Lord’s Prayer when he pulled a string on the parrot’s right leg, and to recite the 23rd psalm when he pulls a string on his left leg. The pastor was showing this to a man in the church, he pulls the right string and the parrot recites the Lord’s Prayer. He pulls the left string and the parrot recites the 23rd psalm. The man is surprised and says “Wow! That’s incredible! What happens if you were to pull both strings?”
The bird replies with “I’d fall on my ass stupid!”