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Harry The Drunk Guy

Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night,after dinner,he took off for the local watering hole,spent the entire evening there and arrived home,well inebriated,around midnight each night. He always had…

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Blondes in A Double-Decker Bus

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlanta. The brunette team rides on the bottom of the…

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It’s The Light!

Deep in the back woods of South Dakota, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since…

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G.A.S.H

A man returns from a holiday trip to Amsterdam feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to hospital to undergo a series of tests. After the…

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What a Clergyman

A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it….

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I Need a Baseball Bat

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for…

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An Angry Clerk

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had…

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Stinky Feet

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, “How can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my…

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The Laziest Man Ever

A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. “Put up your hand if you are the laziest.” When 24…

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Frog Princess

An economics graduate student was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “if you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” The student picks…

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Talking Dog for Sale

A guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale”. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes…

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Heavenly Numbers

A Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember. Finally, she went to the vicar’s study…

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