Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night，after dinner，he took off for the local watering hole，spent the entire evening there and arrived home，well inebriated，around midnight each night. He always had…
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlanta. The brunette team rides on the bottom of the…
Deep in the back woods of South Dakota, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since…
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it….
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for…
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had…
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom saying to himself, “How can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my…
A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: “I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. “Put up your hand if you are the laziest.” When 24…
An economics graduate student was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “if you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” The student picks…
A guy sees a sign in front of a house “Talking Dog for Sale”. He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes…
A Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember. Finally, she went to the vicar’s study…