A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye,…
The Scavenger Hunt
A woman answered her front door and found Little Johnny and Billy holding a list. “Lady,” Johnny explained, “we are on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat,…
Texting Old Couple
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a…
The Talented Horse
On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add to the starting lineup. The coach asks, “What the heck did you bring that…
Preacher vs Pilot
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses…
A Smart Retiree
A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the…
The Woman with Bible
There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her. One time,…
It is A Religious Parrot
A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It’s a religious parrot,” the storekeeper assures him. “Do you see those…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed…
He is a Little Crazy
A psychiatrist in an asylum is making his normal nightly rounds. He enters one patient’s room to find the man calmly laying on his bed with his arms out in front of…
Who is The Boss?
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” he said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.” The husband…
A Polish Man in America
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office…