A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway…

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn…

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of…

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when…

Three statisticians go on a bow hunting trip. Not long after entering the forest, they see a huge buck. The first statistican takes a shot, and the arrow sails 10 feet to…

A group of friends go deer hunting and pair off for the day. That night, one of the hunters returns alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. “Where’s Billy?” ask…

Joe is telling his friend about his recent deer hunting trip to Montana. “We were out in the woods all morning and our guide decided that we should take a break along…

A young man from the city goes to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle shows him the usual things: chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however,…

Two buddies, Bob and Joe, are two huge baseball fans from early childhood on. They discuss baseball history in the winter and pore over the box scores and standings during the season….

A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. The pharmacist is shocked and said “what do you need cyanide for?” “I plan to poison my husband”, she tells him. “I’m…

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?”…

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the department manager asked both applicants…