Joe is telling his friend about his recent deer hunting trip to Montana. “We were out in the woods all morning and our guide decided that we should take a break along…
A young man from the city goes to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle shows him the usual things: chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however,…
Two buddies, Bob and Joe, are two huge baseball fans from early childhood on. They discuss baseball history in the winter and pore over the box scores and standings during the season….
A woman goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. The pharmacist is shocked and said “what do you need cyanide for?” “I plan to poison my husband”, she tells him. “I’m…
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?”…
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the department manager asked both applicants…
A vampire decided to use his immortality to research the best career He tried every type of job there was, from innovation to construction to civil service, and he landed on the…
A young doctor had moved to a small town to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the…
Last night I was out for a few drinks and a meal. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the wine, finishing…
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a farm animal that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the animal and explained what had happened….
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up…
A crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to…