A young man from the city goes to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle shows him the usual things: chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it’s obvious that the nephew is getting bored, and the uncle is running out of things to keep the boy occupied.


Finally, the uncle has an idea. “Why don’t you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?”

This seems to perk the nephew up, and off he goes, dogs in tow. A few hours later, the nephew returns.


“How did you enjoy that?” asks the uncle.

“It was great!” exclaims the nephew. “Got any more dogs?”

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