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The Missing Husband

Posted on February 6, 2022

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and…

My Pretty Wife

Posted on February 6, 2022

A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc….

This is A Love Dress

Posted on February 5, 2022

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. “What…

I Can’t Do That, Officer

Posted on February 5, 2022

A police officer pulls over this guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into…

Never Mind, Wrong Alert

Posted on February 5, 2022

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out. However, before the…

I Bet You Fifty Dollars…

Posted on February 5, 2022

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says, “Yeah, right! I’ve never seen anyone…

Your Boss is Dead

Posted on February 5, 2022

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead. “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss….

Dirty Little Johnny

Posted on February 4, 2022

A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?” she asked….

Handsome Lad With Nurses

Posted on February 4, 2022

A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was…

Dead Fish

Posted on February 4, 2022

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?”…

Choose Any Place

Posted on February 4, 2022

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were chosen to be apart of a science experiment. The scientist said “Think of any place you would like to go and you will instantly be…

Price List

Posted on February 4, 2022

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment,…

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