Politician visited a village in a little country. A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a…
A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. ” Bartender says, “You want them both now or one at a time? ” The guy says,” Oh, I…
A man is walking down a beach… When he sees a lamp, he picks it up, rubs it, and a genie comes out. Genie: I will grant you one wish. Man: I…
A doctor is sitting in his office and is waiting for his next patient A man enters the room. He tells the doctor that he has a back injury from yesterdays activities….
At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are you three going to travel on only one ticket?”, one…
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The…
A man walked up to the most beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, “You know, I have lost my wife here in the supermarket?” “Can you talk to me for a…
It was the first night of the newlyweds in their wedding suite and the young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was…
An engineer, a scientist and a mathematician are each sent in a room with nothing in it but a tin can and a chalk stick with the task to open the tin…
A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake. The baker says they don’t, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie. This repeats several days until the baker…
Bob is about to celebrate his 30th anniversary Bob wants everything to be perfect for his anniversary trip to the hotel where he and his wife honeymooned 30 years earlier. So he…
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked – Where did you get such a great bike? The second one replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own…