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The Test

The President of the USA decides to run an exercise to test the effectiveness of the CIA, the FBI and the LAPD with a simple task – a bunny rabbit will be…

Air Postal Service

A man sets down three pieces of luggage at a very famous International Airlines (that shall not be named) check-in counter and says, “I want the brown bag to go to London,…

The Innocent Penguin

It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, “How long will it be?” The mechanic says, “Just a…

You Are OK To Go

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank…

You Can’t Trick That Drunk Guy

Three drunk men get in a taxi after leaving the bar. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off after ten seconds, saying they had…

Some Boxer Problems…

There was a boxer who was having trouble sleeping. One day he decides to go to see a doctor. He goes to the doctor. Tells him about his serious sleeping problem. Doctor…

Give It A Try, Man

He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?” “Well…, you pay $10, and if you…

He Needs A Straw

A guy walks into a bar, grabs a seat, and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into…

Stuttering Guy

A group of friends were hiking a mountain and were planning on having a picnic up there.. One of the friends stutters a lot on the starts of sentences… On the way…

Be Careful, Doc

The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed…

Another Beer, Please

A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, keep it inside, order another beer, take…

My Poor Cat

A guy was going on vacation and didn’t have anyone to take care of his beloved cat So he had to leave her with his notoriously irresponsible friend. The very first day…