You Can’t Trick That Drunk Guy
Three drunk men get in a taxi after leaving the bar.
The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off after ten seconds, saying they had arrived at their destination.
The first man gave him the money and exited the taxi.
The second man thanked him and also left the taxi.
The third man slapped the driver.
The driver was surprised that he noticed and asks him.
To which, the third man says, “Why did you drive so fast?”