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Lack Of Ears

Posted on July 13, 2022

Always self-conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Andy Brown would interview a future employee, he would ask him, “What do you notice different about me?” If the employee would mention his…

The Hard Path Of Enlightenment

Posted on July 13, 2022

A guy is seeking enlightenment and goes to a monastery and speaks to the head monk. The monk says, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words…

The Spoiled Parrot!

Posted on July 13, 2022

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again….

Just Be Quiet!

Posted on July 11, 2022

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool…

The Shoe Repair

Posted on July 11, 2022

A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey – check this out,” he said…

You Have Just Won $5,000

Posted on July 11, 2022

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to…

Sorry But…

Posted on July 11, 2022

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot…

I Need A Donkey!

Posted on July 10, 2022

A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the…

I Love You, Darling!

Posted on July 10, 2022

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how…

She’s a Racehorse

Posted on July 10, 2022

A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What the hell was that for?’ The…

A Thermos Flask

Posted on July 10, 2022

A blonde and a brunette are taking a break. The brunette pulls out a thermos and starts to sip coffee while eating her lunch. The blonde asks what’s up with the funny…

Just To Make My Woman Happy

Posted on July 10, 2022

For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my…

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