A man walks into a spooky store. Man: Wow, this shop really has everything! Shopkeeper: Yes, but I warn you… every item comes at a price. Man: Yes, I know how shops…
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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: “Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be…
Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at…
Tom Smith was a new recruit in the British Army. On his first day, an officer came up to him and said, “What is your name?” “Tom Smith,” he replied. The officer…
A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When…
A wealthy man was having an affair with a gorgeous Italian woman for several years. Although the relationship was hush-hush at home, things hit the fan really hard when cuddle time turned…
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It…
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim. …after taking some time to size Jim up and decide that he can trust him,…