A Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember. Finally, she went to the vicar’s study…
An overweight business associate of mine decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery. One…
A guy was fixing up the floor and laying down carpet in Mrs. Brown’s home in Blue Ridge, Georgia. As he was finishing, he noticed a bump in the carpet and figured…
A couple wants to have lovemaking but their son is in the house. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their young son in the house was to…
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you’re in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what…
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are complete write-offs, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl…
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -it will feel good, but don’t do it. He…
A blonde is going door to door trying to find some paying work She knocks on one door and an older man opens it up. “Hey mister, do you have any odd…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions… Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of…
The blond says: “Doctor, doctor, look! Anywhere I touch myself it hurts! She continues to touch random places on her body she even pokes the doctor’s nose and still she lets out…
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He…