A guy was fixing up the floor and laying down carpet in Mrs. Brown’s home in Blue Ridge, Georgia. As he was finishing, he noticed a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over a package of nails he used earlier. Rather than take up the carpet, he decided to get a hammer and pound the package into the ground so no one would know. When he finished that, Mrs. Brown walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. “The carpet looks wonderful!” she said. “Here are your nails, I found them in the kitchen. By the way, have you seen my phone?”

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