A couple wants to have lovemaking but their son is in the house. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their young son in the house was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle, and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities…

“There’s a car being towed down the street,” he shouted.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. “An ambulance just drove by!”

“Looks like the Anderson’s have company,” he called out.

“Matt’s riding a new bike!”

“Looks like the Sanders are moving!”

“Jason is on his skate board!”

After a few minutes he announced… “The Coopers are having lovemaking .”

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out…

“How do you know they’re having lovemaking ?”

“Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle.”