A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The…
Category: Jokes
He is Not a Pervert
A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked: “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” the old farmer said, “that’s my pet rooster chuck….
What an Explain!
A man walks into his doctor’s office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next…
I Want to Have A Job
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know…., I just hate drawing welfare. I’d really…
A Group of Psychiatrists
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their…
44 Days
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting “44 days! 44 days!” One of the blondes was…
Betting With A Blonde
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon…
The Hunting Blonde
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local…
The Secret Of a Happy Couple
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no…
Three Bad Mices
Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse traps, Ha! I do push-ups with the bar”. The second mouse pulls a pill from his…
He is The Laziest
A site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job…
Who is Sherry?
It was a terrible bone-chilling night, blowing cold and snow in a most frightful manner when a little old bedraggled man went to a bakery shop and said: “May I have two…