Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No,’ the second man replied, ‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third…
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other…
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins When he arrived at the church, he…
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it so she said,…
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. Teacher: What is this? Kid: It’s a drawing of a cow eating grass. Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where’s the grass? Kid:…
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-mart. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the…
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the…
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The MAN of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you…
A scholar was preparing to take the civil examinations. His wife was very puzzled by his constant worrying. “Look at you, you worthless wretch,” she said. “You probably think that it’s more…
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident….
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon’s house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, ‘I don’t charge this amount even though I am a…