Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how…
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What the hell was that for?’ The…
A blonde and a brunette are taking a break. The brunette pulls out a thermos and starts to sip coffee while eating her lunch. The blonde asks what’s up with the funny…
For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood…
A Blonde woman is walking two dogs, one White and the other Black. An Old lady walking down the same street notices them and since it’s a breed she’s never seen before,…
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping cart… The wife complained, “Put that…
A doctor, an architect and a lawyer are arguing about which of their jobs is oldest. The doctor says: “It’s definitely mine. On the 6th day of creation, God gave surgery to…
Jack and Suzie, both in their seventies, are driving to the beach when they decide to stop at a nice restaurant for a bite to eat. After finishing their meal, they get…
Roger received a notification that he needed to update his account password. After staring at the empty password field for a few minutes, he had it! He typed his new password: potato….
One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much…