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He’s A College Graduate

Posted on July 6, 2022

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your…

A Real Bad Day

Posted on July 6, 2022

The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing…

Pretend You Are a Statue

Posted on July 6, 2022

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him…

He Wants To Buy a Parrot

Posted on July 6, 2022

A man enters a bird-catcher to buy a parrot. The salesman tells him that he currently has three but that they are expensive. “Show them to me anyway,” said the customer. –…

What’s The Problem?

Posted on July 6, 2022

A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died in June,” he said,…

Are you going out to-day, sir?

Posted on July 6, 2022

The ice on the river was in perfect condition. A small boy, with his skates on his arm, knocked at the door of the Civil War veteran, who had lost a leg…

The New Born Twins

Posted on July 6, 2022

The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a…

Every Time I Got Mad At You…

Posted on March 28, 2022

A couple have been married 25 years, and one day, the husband found a box in the attic with three bonnets and $2,500. He asked his wife and she responded, “Every time…

The Expensive Plumber

Posted on March 26, 2022

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon’s house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, ‘I don’t charge this amount even though I am a…

I Cannot Think Of Your Name

Posted on March 26, 2022

Now this one is just too Precious… ! Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities…

Two Irishmen Are Lost At The Ocean

Posted on March 19, 2022

Two Irishman are lost at sea in a lifeboat. One finds a lamp and rubs it to find a genie who offers them one wish. Before the other can say a word,…

A Lecture About Alcohol Abuse

Posted on March 19, 2022

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to…

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