A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. As soon as she enters the visiting room, she hugs him and exclaims…
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 10 kids. “Wow!” the social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard…
A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t…
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to…
A husband & wife goes visiting a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a day?”…
A wife says to her husband, a computer scientist: “Could you please go to the market and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs please buy 6” So the…
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around…
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long…
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise…
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We BET we can…
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So son #1 bought her…
To go to the dentist, a woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a major rush,” the…