In a Rush in Dentist
To go to the dentist, a woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation.
“I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a major rush,” the woman said. “Simply remove the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.”
Very dazzled, the dental specialist stated, “You’re absolutely a fearless lady. Which tooth is it?”
The woman turned to her husband and replied, “Show him your tooth, dear.”