An irate customer, calling the newspaper offices, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. “Ma’am,” said the employee, “Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.” There…
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in sexy lingerie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her…
A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel’s clerk about the time of meals. “Breakfast is served from 7 to 11, dinner from 12 to…
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewellery as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a…
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,…
A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books. “Sir, your books are always returned with the last page missing in every…
“My little son is too sensitive,”`A said a mother bringing him to school for the first time. “Don’t worry! We’ll take care of him,”`A said the teacher. Added the mother, “If he…
A man goes to a shop and asked how much the eggs were. “Sixty cents for the small, 70 cents for the medium, 90 cents for the large and 30 cents for…
Sitting at the bar, sad Rob told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement. “Yeah,” said Rob, “would you marry someone who didn’t know the…
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great…
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. “I’ll be right back with…
Two professors of mathematics were staring away at the flagpole in front of the college building. A professor of physics walking by asked, “What seems to be the problem?” “We were wondering,”…