There are two friends at a bar late one night. One holds a cat everywhere he goes. he never wears a watch. The friend finally asks him, “What’s with the cat?” The…

A young man went to a lake for a swim but when he got there, he realised he had forgotten his swimming trunks. Since there was nobody about, he decided to jump…

A man walked into a shoe shop and asked for a pair of shoes, size 8. The sales assistant said: “Are you sure, sir” You look like a size 12 to me.”…

Harry wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and tried to find a good tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth, measured Harry, then…

A doctor started having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large…

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak…

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large…

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go…

A hiker gets lost and ends up spending a few days wandering around in the woods looking for food. Finally, he catches a bald eagle, hits it with a big rock, and…

A monkey walks into a drugstore and orders a fifty-cent sundae. He puts down a ten-dollar bill to pay for it. The clerk thinks, “What can a monkey know about money?” So…

Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: “It makes you feel young again.” John looks at Sylvester and says,…

A man is at a bar, having some drinks. After a couple hours he’s pretty drunk and starts to feel like he’s going to be sick. He rushes into the bathroom but…