A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.” The vet picks up the cat…

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat beside another guy. “What are you drinking?”, he asked. “Magic beer”, said the second man. “Oh yeah?”, says the first guy….

One day I was sitting alone in my house, watching TV and enjoying my cold beer. A few minutes later the police came to my house holding a picture of my wife….

He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only…

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”. So the lion starts rushing…

Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?” somewhat flustered she…

Four men got together at a reunion. Three of them had sons and they started bragging about them, while the fourth guy went to the can to take a shit. The first…

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave…

A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, “Its chicken wire and I’m going…

One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages. He said “I was ironing…

One day Francesco Totti went to a book store and spent a few hours in there. Finally he found a book then he bought it. When he was on his way home…

A magic mirror was found and anyone who stands in front of it and tells a lie simply disappears. Gennaro Gattuso, Christian Vieri and Francesco Totti try it. Gattuso: “I think I…