Four men got together at a reunion. Three of them had sons and they started bragging about them, while the fourth guy went to the can to take a shit. The first…
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave…
A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, “Its chicken wire and I’m going…
One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages. He said “I was ironing…
One day Francesco Totti went to a book store and spent a few hours in there. Finally he found a book then he bought it. When he was on his way home…
A magic mirror was found and anyone who stands in front of it and tells a lie simply disappears. Gennaro Gattuso, Christian Vieri and Francesco Totti try it. Gattuso: “I think I…
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and…
A guy meets an attractive woman in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as…
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people…
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He…
One day a guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail…
One day teacher asks students some simple math questions to evaluate their knowledge. Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”…