A girl walks up to her mother and asks, “Mommy, why am I named Clover?” “Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family.” Then, her other daughter walks up. “Mommy,…
Abe, Is That You?!
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think there’s baseball in Heaven?” Sol thinks…
Wow, What a Shop!
A man walks into a spooky store. Man: Wow, this shop really has everything! Shopkeeper: Yes, but I warn you… every item comes at a price. Man: Yes, I know how shops…
Help Wanted!!!
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: “Help wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be…
Two Old Guys
Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”…
Blonde’s Horseback Riding
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at…
Hello??
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet….
What’s Your Name, Soldier?
Tom Smith was a new recruit in the British Army. On his first day, an officer came up to him and said, “What is your name?” “Tom Smith,” he replied. The officer…
It’s $130
Jane Brown walked in to the dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked. “It’s $130,″ was the prompt reply. “$130!” gasped…
The Genie Of An Antique Lamp
A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll…
Bob The Next Door Neighbor
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When…
Postcard From The Mistress
A wealthy man was having an affair with a gorgeous Italian woman for several years. Although the relationship was hush-hush at home, things hit the fan really hard when cuddle time turned…