A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black
Doctor: ‘What happened?’
Woman: ‘Doctor, I don’t know what to do,
Everytime my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp’.
Doctor: ‘I have a really good medicine
against that, when your husband comes home
drunk again, just take a glass of chamomile
tea and start gargling with it, just gargle
Two weeks later, she came back to the doctor
looking reborn and fresh and happy.
‘Doc, that was a brilliant idea. Everytime my
husband come home drunk I gargle with chamomile
tea and he never touch me’.
Doctor: ‘You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!’