A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black
and blue…

Doctor: ‘What happened?’

Woman: ‘Doctor, I don’t know what to do,
Everytime my husband comes home drunk, he
beats me to a pulp’.

Doctor: ‘I have a really good medicine
against that, when your husband comes home
drunk again, just take a glass of chamomile
tea and start gargling with it, just gargle
and gargle’.

Two weeks later, she came back to the doctor
looking reborn and fresh and happy.

‘Doc, that was a brilliant idea. Everytime my
husband come home drunk I gargle with chamomile
tea and he never touch me’.

Doctor: ‘You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!’

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