Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0…
Category: Jokes
A Better Idea
A man and a woman who had never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on…
I Know The Whole Truth
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I…
Just For Donation
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was upset to say the least. “You are a disrespectful…
She Gotta Do Something
One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde’s new car. Suddenly, some jerk pulled in front of them. The blonde then put her lips on…
I Can’t Believe That
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week…
Tea From Daughter
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift…
He Misunderstood That
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to to have learned one fact about Jesus by next Sunday. The following week she asked each…
Funny Walking
A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. ‘It will never…
Don’t Ever Do That Again
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and…
I Didn’t Know You Were Religious
Paddy and Sean were on the 8th green by the road at Romanby golf club when a funeral cortege passed by as they were about to play. Paddy removed his cap bowed…
The Proposition
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could…