A little girl named Mary was struggling with her art assignment. While the rest of the children handed in beautiful drawings, Mary turned in a blank piece of paper. Confused, the teacher…
Five old men are playing poker one night, when Andy loses $1000 on a single hand, stands up, clutches his chest and drops dead on the floor. The other four stand up,…
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. NASA allowed each of them to take 95 kilos of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to…
A doctor and a chartered accountant were at a party. They were enjoying a couple of drinks and some good conversation when the doctor asked, “How do I manage this delicate issue…
Always self-conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Andy Brown would interview a future employee, he would ask him, “What do you notice different about me?” If the employee would mention his…
A guy is seeking enlightenment and goes to a monastery and speaks to the head monk. The monk says, “You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words…
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again….
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool…
A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey – check this out,” he said…
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to…
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot…
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the…