Our Latest Jokes

The best jokes we have chosen for you.

Three Wood

A man is telling a story… “I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to tee…

Smart Tarzan

Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in…

Costume Party Went Wrong

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but…

A Drunk Beauty

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong…

Nasty REG

REG goes to pick up his high class maid for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad…

A Poor Pianist

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was…

Ole The Portrait Artist

Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew…and soon people from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. One day, a…

What Size?

Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the…

Quick Thinking

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they…

For Your Headache

There is that married couple and it was almost midnight. The husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water with an evil smile on his face. His…

Not A Big Deal, Darling

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was…

That’s Completely Natural

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.” “My…