A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The…
One day wife and husband watch TV together and finally one of them break the silence.. Wife: what are you getting me for our 10 year anniversary? Husband: Im taking you to…
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of bamboo When he’s finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both…
A big bulky man covered in filth and dirt walked into a bar and started to insult everyone. He smashed the bottles and drank like a wild man. Soon everyone had left…
A truck driver was having a quiet drink at a Road House in the middle of nowhere when 4 bikies turned up. They walked inside and had a look around to see…
A man gets a promotion to the Pentagon and is very proud that he’s working his way up the ladder. On his first day he arrives a few minutes early to get…
Politician visited a village in a little country. A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a…
A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. ” Bartender says, “You want them both now or one at a time? ” The guy says,” Oh, I…
A man is walking down a beach… When he sees a lamp, he picks it up, rubs it, and a genie comes out. Genie: I will grant you one wish. Man: I…
A doctor is sitting in his office and is waiting for his next patient A man enters the room. He tells the doctor that he has a back injury from yesterdays activities….
At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are you three going to travel on only one ticket?”, one…
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The…