A guy walks into a bar, grabs a seat, and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into…
A group of friends were hiking a mountain and were planning on having a picnic up there.. One of the friends stutters a lot on the starts of sentences… On the way…
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed…
A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, keep it inside, order another beer, take…
A guy was going on vacation and didn’t have anyone to take care of his beloved cat So he had to leave her with his notoriously irresponsible friend. The very first day…
A priest and a nun were out playing golf one day. They get to about hole 5 when the priest has a 10 ft putt for par. He lines up his putt…
A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman refuses to serve him saying rudely, ‘Sorry but we don’t serve the likes of you. Get out!’…
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as…
“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy. “Why not, son?” “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup…
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in…
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson,…
A guy told his friend “do you want to hear an edgy joke”? His friend started laughing immediately. “Hold on,” said the guy, “I haven’t told it yet. You don’t even know…