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You’ve Forgotten My Coffee

A man and a parrot find themselves sitting next to each other on a plane. As the stewardess comes along, the man asks for a coffee, at which point the parrot shouts,…

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A Pig? No, A Real Hero

Finding himself lost, a motorist stops to ask a farmer for directions and as they are talking he notices a pig with a wooden leg. “Why’s that pig got a wooden leg?”…

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An Honest Liar

The young girl arrived for an interview to become a trainee executive. “So, Miss Brightly, what are your qualifications?” “Well I graduated from Oxford with a first-class honours degree, having achieved the…

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The Driver Just Insulted Me!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and…

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Evolution Of Arithmetic Test

1960’s arithmetic test: A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four fifths of that amount. What is his profit? 1970’s new-math test: A…

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Blonde vs Redhead

A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on. The woman…

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A Foolish Pilot

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of…

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Football Game With Blonde GF

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she…

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Thank God It’s Friday

A Blonde is getting on an elevator and meets a gentleman on board. “T.G.I.F.” she says. “S.H.I.T” was his reply. Puzzled she replied “T.G.I.F” The gentleman was getting a little disturbed the…

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Tell Your Age and Height, Please

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, Miss, can you tell me your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on…

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Guess What??

A young school teacher ran into a friend she hadn’t seen since they were teenagers. With eyes aglow, the school teacher said to her friend, “Guess what? Since last we saw one…

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What Happened To Your First Husband?

Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third hus-band. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of mushroom poisoning,” said Mrs. Reston. “How…

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