A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue… Doctor: ‘What happened?’ Woman: ‘Doctor, I don’t know what to do, Everytime my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a…
Psychiatrists vs Bartenders Ever since I was a child, Ive always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . ….
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service…
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely…
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,…
Now this one is just too Precious… ! Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities…
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No,’ the second man replied, ‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third…
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other…
Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins When he arrived at the church, he…
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it so she said,…
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper. Teacher: What is this? Kid: It’s a drawing of a cow eating grass. Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where’s the grass? Kid:…
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-mart. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the…