A priest and a nun were out playing golf one day. They get to about hole 5 when the priest has a 10 ft putt for par. He lines up his putt…

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman refuses to serve him saying rudely, ‘Sorry but we don’t serve the likes of you. Get out!’…

A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as…

“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy. “Why not, son?” “Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup…

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson,…

A guy told his friend “do you want to hear an edgy joke”? His friend started laughing immediately. “Hold on,” said the guy, “I haven’t told it yet. You don’t even know…

A lady gets arrested for stealing a can of peaches and goes to court with her husband. Judge asked the upset woman: “Lady, when you stole the can, how many peaches were…

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I…

Three close friends are in a bar having a good time with their booze and everything. One of them breaks the silence with a strange thing. -My wife read the book “Twins”…

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The man tries…

A man walks into a bar and exclaims “quick, pour me a drink before the trouble starts!” The bartender is a little confused but, spurred to action by the man’s decisiveness, he…