A guy told his friend “do you want to hear an edgy joke”? His friend started laughing immediately. “Hold on,” said the guy, “I haven’t told it yet. You don’t even know…
A lady gets arrested for stealing a can of peaches and goes to court with her husband. Judge asked the upset woman: “Lady, when you stole the can, how many peaches were…
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I…
Three close friends are in a bar having a good time with their booze and everything. One of them breaks the silence with a strange thing. -My wife read the book “Twins”…
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.” The man tries…
A man walks into a bar and exclaims “quick, pour me a drink before the trouble starts!” The bartender is a little confused but, spurred to action by the man’s decisiveness, he…
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The…
One day wife and husband watch TV together and finally one of them break the silence.. Wife: what are you getting me for our 10 year anniversary? Husband: Im taking you to…
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a plate of bamboo When he’s finished with his meal, he hops up onto the table, pulls out two Glock 45s and unloads both…
A big bulky man covered in filth and dirt walked into a bar and started to insult everyone. He smashed the bottles and drank like a wild man. Soon everyone had left…
A truck driver was having a quiet drink at a Road House in the middle of nowhere when 4 bikies turned up. They walked inside and had a look around to see…
A man gets a promotion to the Pentagon and is very proud that he’s working his way up the ladder. On his first day he arrives a few minutes early to get…